Antonioni: “OK…so were going to suspend the camera from a track in the ceiling and move it toward the window.”
DP: Ok. Sounds good…I’ll put some gyroscopes on it or whatever”
Antonioni: “Cool! Now, when the bars are out of frame, someone will swing them out of the way so the camera can keep going and pan over”
DP: “Alright. A little complicated, but OK.”
Antonioni: “Right. Then, a 30-foot crane grabs the camera with an elaborate hook system and the shot keeps going and moving around for another 5 minutes.”
DP: “Fuck you.”
2 years ago